English Boys Speak English, So What Do American Boys Speak?

He sighed. "England. It's a place just like here really. Dank streets with small gems hidden away. We have more sheep than you do and our buildings are more stone and homey than here. Americans as a rule are so stiff and work too much. London is huge, I'm sure you know about Big Ben, the huge clocktower? I've never been inside, but I've always wanted to. It rains a lot, can get a bit dreary at times what with the sun not wanting to come out and all. We have really big meadows in the countryside, not so many trees. Rolling hills and we have some really steep cliffs. Huge. Lots of goats and livestock actually. The sea is really close, kind of like here, but not so...busy. London is, but even that has a different feel. Everyone here is so focused on being beautiful when they can't see how beautiful they are already."